i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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