Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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