oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize