Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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