You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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