: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
two words...techno handjob
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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