I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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