I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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