I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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