Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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