he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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