I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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