i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize
