i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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