we need to drink 2009 down the drain
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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