On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
