Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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