Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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