what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
As shirtless as possible
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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