what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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