garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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