Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
