Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Randomize
