Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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