I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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