Don't you send me to vm
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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