I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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