Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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