brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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