I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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