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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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