of course. lets lasso hookers.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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