Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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