my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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