I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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