she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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