Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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