We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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