We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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