in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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