Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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