you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize