Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Say something about gay babies.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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