She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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