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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
People in love make me want to vomit
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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