He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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