i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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