you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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