Duck Duck Cougar?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize