So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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