Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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