Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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