normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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