Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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