its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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