Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
do herpes really smell.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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